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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Nothing at the moment :)
     
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  2. Assman0647

    Assman0647 Sex Machine

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    I feel ya!!
     
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  3. Predanator

    Predanator Newcumer

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    Ok
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      What about ok pisses you off?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 9, 2021
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  4. Purdyperdita

    Purdyperdita Porno Junky

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    My ex. In the last two weeks of him isolating (relaxing for two weeks!) I’ve had an operation, done all the childcare, worked full time. I had my 2nd covid jab 2 days ago, and it’s knocked me a little, made me super tired and I have been to bed early, so I asked if he could come over for an hour and take the little one to the park so I could catch up on some housework, he said no because he has a date.
    I do everything, I just wanted a tiny bit of help, but clearly I’m unreasonable. I burst out crying and my little girl climbed up and gave me a cuddle. Screw the housework, I’m taking her out for a fun day today to make up for daddy being a deadbeat.
     
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    1. bigbird
      He sounds like a complete and utter bellend
       
      bigbird, Aug 9, 2021
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    2. silenceisgolden
      He sounds a total jerk and a shit father ,children are precious and deserve better than that .Oh yes I’ve a date I’ll take her out another time she won’t mind ,totally pathetic .No wonder he’s an ex and you and your daughter have a brilliant day together
       
      silenceisgolden, Aug 9, 2021
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    3. Cherrypop
      I’m sorry. I know exactly how you feel :(
       
      Cherrypop, Aug 9, 2021
    4. 1 Toy Maker
      Sounds like you married my sister's ex husband
       
      1 Toy Maker, Aug 16, 2021
  5. X2x3x4

    X2x3x4 Porn Surfer

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    U need me Uncle to come over
     
  6. AlexW95

    AlexW95 Newcumer

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    Having to make 6 posts to access my Favorites list.
     
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  7. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Fakers
     
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    1. 1 Toy Maker
      Most girls fake it when I'm near.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Aug 16, 2021
  8. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    wearing masks
     
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  9. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Mosquito bites on my feet :rage:
     
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      I have been. It’s an exquisite misery for me, and gets worse as I get older, it seems.

      My last trip to Cuba was both lovely and painful. I spend as much time in the sun trying to heal as I do get a tan.
       
    3. 1 Toy Maker
      I had over 100 bites per foot. I was forced to drink a whole bottle of vodka and then another of brandy To get over the irritation.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Aug 16, 2021
    4. submissively speaking
      I wish I could find an insect repellent that worked on them.
       
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    5. 1 Toy Maker
      How was Cuba by the way Subby? It's on my list. Almost went for my honeymoon, ended up in Zanzibar instead.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Aug 16, 2021
    6. 1 Toy Maker
      Worst is I got bitten the first night on holiday and then had to wear socks and shoes for the next four days.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Aug 16, 2021
  10. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    People who completely misread a post where the statement and intent is thoroughly obvious, but choose to rag on it - and therefore, the poster regardless.

    Learn reading comprehension, people.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      You must have missed my announcement this morning that I was going to be an asshole today.:p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 12, 2021
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  11. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    Falling asleep way too early and waking up to a ton of missed things.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      It’s confusing.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 12, 2021
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    2. Geminpa
      It sure is!
       
      Geminpa, Aug 12, 2021
  12. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    People who proclaim their realness
     
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  13. sexysjhymers

    sexysjhymers The bad bunny from Denton Holme! Banned!

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    Waiting for a phone call that may just about to bring my world crashing down around me!
     
  14. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    I'm allergic to so many things, and it often presents as itchy palms and soles. It's so annoying!!!
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      Good heavens, itchy soles of your feet would be torturous. Gah.
       
  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I can’t find my mixer and I want to make cupcakes!
     
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  16. Assman0647

    Assman0647 Sex Machine

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    Poor little kitty!!
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Right? How can I lick the icing without the mixer?
       
      Cherrypop, Aug 12, 2021
  17. YouLikeThat?

    YouLikeThat? Newcumer

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    Extension cords that get caught on things when I'm trying to wrap them up.
     
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  18. Tyrone1234

    Tyrone1234 Colonel Angus

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    When someone keeps calling your phone but won't leave a message!
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      My voicemail is full lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 13, 2021
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    2. conroe4
      I use caller block on them if they don't leave a message.
       
      conroe4, Aug 13, 2021
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  19. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    A big freakin spider that I can't get before bedtime and I don't want it crawling on me when I'm asleep!!
     
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    1. Geminpa
      Yep that would keep me up.
       
      Geminpa, Aug 13, 2021
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    2. Lioness
      And I'm still up...I can't see it now, but it slides down the wall a little then goes back up. It just needs to go outside and stay away!!! Oh! It's moving away some from where it was over the French door. This is too much drama right before bed!
       
      Lioness, Aug 13, 2021
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    3. Geminpa
      It just keeps getting worse. I would probably have to sleep in another room
       
      Geminpa, Aug 13, 2021
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    4. Lioness
      I know. It's up high, but I don't see it.
       
      Lioness, Aug 13, 2021
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    5. 1 Toy Maker
      Release the mosquitos!
       
      1 Toy Maker, Aug 16, 2021
  20. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Seeing a friend here again and seeing another friend leave
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I assume you mean shy. I’m going to miss him too.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 14, 2021
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